Who's the La La?
Album: "The Bitter and the Unbelievable"
© 2004 Chase Andrew Jedick
La La breathes nectar.
La La eats dirt.
La La gets better,
Before La La’s hurt!
La La, who’s the La La?
La La’s got no cash.
La La’s a punk.
La La smokes hash,
Before he gets drunk!
La La, who’s the La La?
La La ain’t cool.
It’s nothing like that.
He ain’t no fool.
But he is kind of fat.
La La, who’s the La La?
La La can’t be tricked.
La La’s too smart.
La La was handpicked
By Earl and Art.
La La, who’s the La La?
La La knows math
And church and his prayers.
La La’s an ass;
But nobody cares!
La La, who’s the La La?
La La’s a winner,
If La La don’t cry.
La La feels better,
When La La is high.
La La, who’s the La La?
La La’s a pervert.
La La’s a freak.
From path ‘did divert
And fell in a creek.
La La, who’s the La La?
La La’s a loser.
La La likes porn.
He’s now a booser,
Ridiculed in scorn.
La La, who’s the La La?
La La needs money;
But it he don’t have.
He’s got no honey,
And he needs a bath.
La La, who’s the La La?
Who’s the La La now?
© 2006
Chase Andrew Jedick